The Reason "Following You" was Changed to...
Karp: Don't you think it's a bit... creepy?
Staff: What is?
Karp: That it says people are just... following you. We might as well rename it "stalking your existence."
Staff: Wait... what?
Karp: We should definitely change it to say "following this tumblelog." It's more accurate that way! Then, people won't think that the user is following them right now. Like, standing in a bush outside their home and peering in through their window.
Staff: I don't think anybody thinks that-
Karp: PEOPLE DO, OKAY. IN THIS DAY AND AGE WHERE TWILIGHT IS A BIG THING, PEOPLE ARE BIG ON STALKING.
Staff: Are you-
Karp: I ALWAYS FEEL LIIIIIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEEEEE
Karp: Let's get coding.